Ah, the good old traditional Nativity Play. Clearly these little dears are British. How do I know this? Because this is a still from their appearance on The Jeremy Kyle show (Christmas Special, natch). Mary and Joseph have just been given the shocking results of the paternity test ("Jesus CHRIST!" exclaims Joseph, unwittingly naming the newborn). Meanwhile Miss Haversham is lurking over Mary's shoulder, eyeing up the manger and wondering how much a newborn Messiah might make on eba(b)y. And on Joseph's right, one of the Three Kings is having a crafty dump ON TOP OF A SHEEP!
Bloody chavs.
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